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satisfaction's not in my nature
surrender's not in mine
roses are red. violets are blue. ur kinda gay. and i am 2. will u marry me

oh, megan.

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*tony clears his throat* Loki... I... I know we are so different, in so many ways, but I can't help but feel our souls connect. I feel that we are two halves of a whole. I was only a shell of myself before I met you... * gets down on one knee and takes out box from pocket* I feel so cheesy doing this Loki, but I want you to be mine. Will you marry me? [[i hope a frostiron themed one was ok]]
Anonymous

Loki would definitely say yes so long as that ring is maximum karat and it ends with really passionate, rather kinky sex. 

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marry me or ur gay
Anonymous
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad. Carry you around when your arthritis is bad, oh all I wanna do... is grow old with you...
Anonymous

oh thats cute ;;

if you carry me around, u have to let me like kiss ur neck a lot and snuggle

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*pulls out ring* I'm with you til the end of the line
Anonymous

[sweats] oh no

is that stevebucky feels

did you propose to me with stevebucky feels

and a ring????

yes, a thousand times yes.

……… punk.

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I know we've only known each other for a short time and all.... But uh... Bae, will you marry me? Or nah...?
Anonymous

………… nah. there’s not even a ring ;;

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jaclcfrost:

[laughs] bucky barnes [laughs more] bucky barnes [laughter becomes strained] bucky…. barnes…. [laughter starts to dissolve into tears] bucky… [slowly sinks to the floor] ……. barnes……. [presses face into hands] bucky barnes

Hey. Hey kid. Wanna buy a marriage?
Anonymous

Can I use my financial aid?

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Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy!
Anonymous

[gasps] Darth Vader, are you proposing to me?? ♥‿♥

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Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask <3

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#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

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[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Bonus if you make it from the point of view of a fictional character

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